Monday, 13 January 2020

Doctor Who Series 12 so far.

Bad…just bad.

Is it really necessary to elaborate further than this.

Okay then.

Spyfall Part 1.



Sacha Dhawan works really hard to try and save a dumpster fire, by ending the episode with a fantastic John Simm impression.

This is the kind of episode that would have been described as  average in the Tennant era. Coincidentally, characters like Ryan and Yas consistently describe the Tenth Doctor, when talking about the Thirteenth. When they’re about to try going undercover in Lenny Henry’s evil Facebook rip off, they talk about how she walks into places like she owns them. Thirteen has never walked in somewhere like she owned it, if anything she’s been consistently left in the background of her own show. This comes off like a script that Russell T Davies turned down when he was in charge and that Chibnall re-purposed.

Oh and acknowledging the fact that Graham is just there it state the obvious doesn’t negate the fact that it’s a trope of lazy writing.

Spyfall Part 2.




One giant plot hole with a deus ex machina sat on top of it.

The Doctor finds herself thrown around time to meet some famous women so she can gush about them (and avoid the awkward issue of the real life horrific death of one of them).

Sacha Dhawan continues his battle against the terrible writing, by being the only positive thing in the episode.

The Doctor then resolves the crisis and banishes the invading aliens from a different universe, by using time travel to insert fail safes into the Master’s space bending devices.

That’s a basic paradox, which has been established as something the Doctor cannot do; as soon as the Doctor becomes part of events, she cannot use time travel to alter them, as she would remove the reason for altering them in the first place and thus never have used time travel to alter them at all.

The reason that this has been historically worked into the canon of the show is that allowing the Doctor to reverse an opponent’s plan with time travel means that the Doctor could solve any problem with time travel. This was the main joke in the parody ‘The Curse of the Fatal Death” with the Doctor and Master constantly jumping through time to set traps for each other.

Although I suppose we should count ourselves lucky that Chibnall didn’t just have the sonic screwdriver save the day like normal.

Orphan 55




Move over Greta Grunberg, move and you Elton Musk, Ed Hime has some thoughts on climate change and they’re every bit as profound as ‘it’s bad.’

Just when I was worried that the hamfistedness of series 11 might have left us, he’s swung in with a mixture of finger waggling and condescension that would give even the most stereotypical of school masters a run for their money.

 The resounding message is ‘change or we’ll all turn into horrific predators who breathe carbon dioxide.’

And ‘pay attention to your kids or they’ll turn up at your day spa to bomb it’

Also, how much of a dickhead is the Doctor in this episode? Crazy owner lady and her daughter fight off the monsters by themselves so the Doctor and co (sorry ‘fam’) can escape and the Doctor starts off on a lecture about looking after the planet, after being asked what will happen to them.

You have a ship that bends time and space; fire it up and go save the people who are fighting an army of monsters to protect you. Or just insult the intelligence and morality of the audience.

Forget the climate change message; would any of other version of this character just leave two people to be horrifically murdered liked that in order to deliver a ‘powerful message’?


This tips the episode from being a hamfisted attempt at commentary to an insult directed at it’s audience and main character.

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