Thursday 8 May 2014

TV that’s really going to suck.

Series 2 of The Musketeers.


For anyone who doesn’t know this series is a BBC production of the Alexander Dumas classic. Overall, I’d call it serviceable; it has the difficult task of matching adult themes, such as cut-throat political manoeuvring (with frequent assassinations)  and adolescent comedy. This means that it wasn’t really possible for the series to ever tackle the level of violence you’d expect from a programme about the King of France’s elite regiment. The only thing that stopped it from falling into the realms of awful was Peter Capaldi’s performance as The Cardinal. He did as all good antagonists should and made you really dislike him, balancing out the cheesy and clichéd parts of the main protagonists have to get through.


But then Capaldi went and landed what must be the best role in British television, the Twelfth Doctor. One thing that both Matt Smith and David Tennant have stressed in interviews and panels is that the role of the Doctor is liable to take over the entire life of the actor playing him. Capaldi it seems is no exception to this rule and has announced that he will not be able to meet the shooting schedule of both Who and Musketeers. So the Cardinal won’t be in the second series of The Musketeers. Without and strong antagonist the show won’t be able to compensate for the cheese and campness that it’s so fond of. Replacing Capaldi will not help either given the amount of loose ends they left attached to his character.

So yeah…that’s gonna suck.

Gotham.


"Before Batman there was Gotham."

A series about Gotham pre-Bat. Err not a good idea guys.

The primary thing that makes Batman so popular is (as though it needs to be said) BATMAN. From a story point, the only thing that anyone’s interested in watching Batman do stuff. Batman shows without Batman don’t work. Has anyone heard of “Birds of Prey”? Didn’t think so.

However, ironically, it appears the producers’ knowledge of this is what looks to make this show so bad. Rather than making a crime thriller set in Gotham, they are focussing on Bruce Wayne as a kid, just after his parents were murdered. Apparently the trailer for this show would have us believe that young Bruce met and discussed how he’s conquering fear with younger James Gordon.

Yeah, so first off they’re proposing to implicitly make Gordon seem even dumber than all before them have, as not only is he being played by Ryan from The OC, he will apparently one day become a lieutenant who can’t figure out who the vigilante with a seemingly endless supply of wealth and a desire to tackle low level crime is. Well James why don’t you start with the kid who you’re apparently quite close to now, with the endless supply of wealth, who used to regularly tell you about how he’s overcoming fear and has a vested interest in attacking low level crime.


And as if they don’t want to appear unconfident enough in their leading man’s ability to carry the show, they appear to have a pre-pubesant Selena Kyle hanging around. I’d say a production team that’s claiming to make a show about Gotham and not Batman isn’t doing a very good job if 90% of it’s characters are key players in Batman. You’re telling me a city that’s supposedly completely under the control of criminals by the time Bruce Wayne is 20, doesn’t have any other villains to offer than the ones that are popular in the established future events. I’m predicting that this will be the next Smallville; a cash-grab that relies solely on putting lots of pretty people on a screen while asking you to completely turn off your brain.