Monday 17 July 2017

13th Doctor Announcement.

I’m worried about this…but not for the reason you think.



Sooo…a woman.

I think it’s pretty clear that this was going to happen. The build up to it has been “hinted” throughout the latter stages of series 10, with all the subtly of a club hammer.

In terms of Doctor Who’s survival, this change up would seem a logical step in the right direction. However, I remain pessimistic about the likelihood of it’s success.

And it has nothing to do with Jodie Whittaker.

My issue is with Chris Chibnall. Frankly, I have found most of his Who episodes to date…well…boring. I’ve reviewed most of them and the common theme is that he doesn’t have an eye for filler. Say what you will about Moffat, but at least his chit-chat and somewhat glib humour give you something to watch. Chibnall has never really been able to balance the action side of Doctor Who and the talky side of Doctor Who.

The other massive issue I have with him comes from his other work. I consider series 1 of Broadchurch amongst some of the best drama of the last 10 years. However it’s two sequels…well let’s just say I kind of felt like I missed the timeframe for reviewing them, but this seems like a good opportunity.  Series 2 completely removes the suspension of disbelief with a courtroom scene in which a judge orders a jury not to consider someone’s confession. Evidence in a criminal trial is subject to a pre-trial hearing so if defence had an issue with a confession they would have had to raise it prior to the trial. The judge would then decide if the confession was admissible as evidence. If the judge agreed with defence, the jury would never hear about the confession so it couldn’t prejudice their view at all. What does this have to do with Doctor Who?

Well if Chibnall is willing to throw both legal research and common sense out the window in the name of drama, how bad is it going to get when he’s working with a time travelling phone box?

Moving on to series 3 of Broadchurch…well…let’s discuss sexual crimes…I mean let’s discuss all of them. That’s what Chibnall tried to do with this series, to disastrous effect I might add.

The series follows the story of a character who’s been the victim of rape and then tries to build subplots around other characters who are either involved in or victims of other sexual crimes. The fact that DI Hardy’s daughter just so happens to be one of these victims seems too coincidental to be believed. Linking obtaining violent pornography to committing sexual crimes is a significant oversimplification of the issue. And most importantly, dotting those elements around the periphery of the main story doesn’t allow enough time to develop any of them. The issue of consent (that has become the centre of a national discussion) is what was at play in this series. The idea is that someone who would steal a nude photo of another person and distribute it has the same attitude towards consent as a rapist. This is, however, never explored by Chibnall (or any of the writers), as there simply isn’t enough time.

This is a problem. The BBC likes to use Doctor Who as a vessel for morals as well as entertainment. A head writer who likes to shove as many lessons onto the screen as possible and not leave enough time to explain any of them just isn’t going to work.

This becomes distinctly important, when you consider that Chibnall is invariably going to have to deal with issues of misogyny and women’s rights. I personally don’t think that Chibnall is up to the task.

His work on Who has shown a lack of ability to hold the audiences’ attention and his work on Broadchurch has shown a lack of longevity to his story arcs.

When doing something as radical as changing the Doctor into a woman (a move that will alienate a chunk of the audience) the show needs a head writer who can handle it.  As far as I’m concerned, that’s not Chris Chibnall.


Jodie Whittaker will have to be judged (as all who’ve played the Doctor) on her performance. But even the best actor in the world can’t work in a part if the writing isn’t good enough.  

Saturday 1 July 2017

Doctor Who: The Doctor Falls

Did Steven Moffat see an advance copy of Logan?



I say that, as this episode mirrors the tone of that film. As Bob Chipman put it, “a [story] about disappointment that isn’t afraid to disappoint you.”

That’s not a criticism; I liked this episode and I think it’s a pretty good ending.

All the story arcs run to their conclusion and end not where we’d been hoping they would but where they should. Specifically, the Doctor doesn’t have a way of reversing Bill’s condition as a Cyberman, Missy’s journey to becoming an ally is ended early by herself/himself and the Doctor does not come up with any awesome plan beyond die in a horrible explosion.

The Master/Missy’s story is the most prominent example of this. Everything right down to the trailer for this episode said she was going to fight along side the Doctor. But when it comes to it, she’s shot in the back by herself/himself after stabbing herself/himself in the back. This also nicely mirrors the theme of the Master being the dark parody of the Doctor. The Doctor will team up with himself and will normally have some sort of epiphany about himself. The Master will literally kill himself/herself if he doesn’t like what they have to say. The most tragic part of this arc is that the Doctor will never know that Missy tried to come back to help him.

Bill’s story arc is similar with the Pilot returning to save her at the end. There’s a throw away line about the Pilot being able to make Bill human again, which I wish wasn’t in there. I get that she has to have something close to a happy ending, but I think it would have been better if her story arc paralleled Missy’s.

Even Nardole gets a look in on the story theme, going to live on a floor with some farmers, safe in the knowledge that one day they’ll all be killed by the Cybermen.

The Doctor of course gets the lion’s share of the story, but I still wish that more time had been spent establishing his desire to remain as he is. Don’t get me wrong, Moffat writes the reluctant regeneration far better the Davies did. When Davies did it, it was basically, “I like my hair and Converse, please don’t make me change.” Here, we learn that the Doctor wants to stay the same because he’s afraid of the man he might become. This makes sense, given that one series before this he became the Hybrid and broke every rule that he’s ever lived by. He learnt his lesson from that and even used it to try and make the make the most dangerous creature in the universe (Missy) a better person. But given how strikingly different he knows himself to be from his predecessors, how can he be sure that the next Doctor will remember the lessons he’s learnt.

It’s also quite neat that the episode harkens back to the Doctor’s statement in Hell Bent. Bill now thinks he’s dead, but just because his body is dead doesn’t mean he’s not regenerating. “That’s why [Timelords] prefer to die around our own kind; they know not to bury us too soon.”



Overall, this is a pretty good ending to the series and the ending stinger of a team up with the First Doctor is pretty good.


Personally, I really hope that they don’t announce the new Doctor and that it’s revealed in the actual Christmas episode.