Saturday 10 August 2013

Stuff that Annoys me 3


How I Met Your Mother isn’t funny.

Why do people watch this show? Seriously, the jokes are dated, the running gag about being able to punch Barney is just plain stupid (not because of the violence, but because it just isn’t funny). Also why is a guy as young as Ted constantly looking for someone to marry? Just aim to get laid buddy. The most annoying thing about this is that it has all the ingredients to be a really funny show, but plays it safe, by following a “Friends” formula. They have a good set of comedy actors, who they’re wasting with jokes so unfunny that they require a laughter track to get anything out of them.

Channel 5

Could this channel please start producing programs that aren’t really, really bad? If they’re not pandering to whoever they think will sponsor them most, they’re showing reruns of CSI Miami, which I got along with alright when I was younger, but seriously annoys and disturbs me these days. The Pinnacle of Channel 5’s annoyance crimes has to be the way they’ve somehow made Big Brother even worse.

People who ride their Bicycles around in first gear.

For a start these people are incredibly slow and obstructive to any other road user. Not only that, but do you have any idea how annoying it is watching their feet and pedals go round and round in order to produce next to no movement. Shift that thing into a faster gear for god’s sake!

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